The fecal matter has struck the ocillating wind creation device...
I sit here at my place of employment (yeah, right) in a room that used to house twenty people a shift that now holds a whopping six. Yes, IBM has implemented the LEAN initiative, or as we like to refer to it, Layoff Every American Now. Friends that I have had for the last eight years are no more. Gone in a whiff of Brazilian and Indian stink.
You guessed it, outsourcing. IBM has set in motion the wheels of destruction that will lead to the termination of every single American job in the Global Services department. That's over 100,000 people out of a job because all IBM cares about it what Wall Street thinks. Never mind loyal employees who have given them twenty plus years of service. Never mind skill sets that are so diverse that at any given moment a person could perform at a level above excellence for ANY customer in the room. Never mind the fact that in the long run, IBM has just signed it's own death warrant. Customers will be leaving at the same rate that old Big Blue is laying off it's own.
I say good for them. They just made my decision that much easier. Since I have the dubious honor of being the prime operator for the premier account that is supported by Global Services, I will take much delight in knowing that when I leave, IBM will lose millions of dollars a month when Morgan Stanley pulls out because they can't get the level of service that I give them anymore.
Yep. IBM is shifting right out of the country. Get ready. In 5 to 10 years, IBM will be based in China or India and they will have left every American worker that they employed to swing in the wind.
For parents of young children or those easily offended, you can stop reading now.
FUCK IBM UP THEIR ASSES WITH 4X4s WRAPPED IN BARBED WIRE AND COVERED IN RAILROAD SPIKES UNTIL THEIR BLUE BLOOD OOZES OUT OF THE GAPING RECTAL ORIFICE LEFT BY THE VIOLENT RAPING. THEN, POUR SALT ON THE WOUND, TIE THEM DOWN AND RELEASE FLESH EATING ANTS INTO THEIR COLONS TO EAT THEM FROM THE INSIDE OUT WHILE THEIR CHILDREN WATCH, SCREAMING IN AGONY BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT IT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN TO THEM TOO!!!
"I cannot stress to you the importance of fuck." - Mitch, 1998
You guessed it, outsourcing. IBM has set in motion the wheels of destruction that will lead to the termination of every single American job in the Global Services department. That's over 100,000 people out of a job because all IBM cares about it what Wall Street thinks. Never mind loyal employees who have given them twenty plus years of service. Never mind skill sets that are so diverse that at any given moment a person could perform at a level above excellence for ANY customer in the room. Never mind the fact that in the long run, IBM has just signed it's own death warrant. Customers will be leaving at the same rate that old Big Blue is laying off it's own.
I say good for them. They just made my decision that much easier. Since I have the dubious honor of being the prime operator for the premier account that is supported by Global Services, I will take much delight in knowing that when I leave, IBM will lose millions of dollars a month when Morgan Stanley pulls out because they can't get the level of service that I give them anymore.
Yep. IBM is shifting right out of the country. Get ready. In 5 to 10 years, IBM will be based in China or India and they will have left every American worker that they employed to swing in the wind.
For parents of young children or those easily offended, you can stop reading now.
FUCK IBM UP THEIR ASSES WITH 4X4s WRAPPED IN BARBED WIRE AND COVERED IN RAILROAD SPIKES UNTIL THEIR BLUE BLOOD OOZES OUT OF THE GAPING RECTAL ORIFICE LEFT BY THE VIOLENT RAPING. THEN, POUR SALT ON THE WOUND, TIE THEM DOWN AND RELEASE FLESH EATING ANTS INTO THEIR COLONS TO EAT THEM FROM THE INSIDE OUT WHILE THEIR CHILDREN WATCH, SCREAMING IN AGONY BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT IT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN TO THEM TOO!!!
"I cannot stress to you the importance of fuck." - Mitch, 1998
posted by Dropdtuner at 8:36 PM
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It is one thing to be quoted. It is another thing entirely to be quoted by DropD. And a quote I entirely forgot I made, at that!
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