Yngwie J. Malmsteen and my stupid dogs...
It's cold. Very cold. My dogs have been in the house for about 4 days now and there is no end in sight. My bathroom smells like a very wet, very dirty midget has been sleeping in there for a month. I digress.
I'm sitting here at work at 2:05am wondering if I'm going to get to go to the Hyatt for the day tomorrow when what assails my ears? Malmsteen. The fastest guitar player to ever rape a Fender. (All Fenders actually deserve raping as they do quite suck.) I actually started laughing when he ripped into his absolutely no-sense, no-feel, no-thing but fast for the sake of fast solo. It sounded like an epileptic having a seizure on guitar, no offense intended toward epileptics. This guy is actually a living cartoon. Just look at him.
I believe the word you're looking for is, "Anyway". It never ceases to amaze me the stuff that the music industry manages to squeeze out and still call it music. What a mess.
Getting back to the dogs, as stupid as they are they would probably have more feel on guitar than Yngwie here. I really hope it warms up soon. At least the dogs will be out of the house. Yngwie will still be out there though, and that's scary.
I'm sitting here at work at 2:05am wondering if I'm going to get to go to the Hyatt for the day tomorrow when what assails my ears? Malmsteen. The fastest guitar player to ever rape a Fender. (All Fenders actually deserve raping as they do quite suck.) I actually started laughing when he ripped into his absolutely no-sense, no-feel, no-thing but fast for the sake of fast solo. It sounded like an epileptic having a seizure on guitar, no offense intended toward epileptics. This guy is actually a living cartoon. Just look at him.
I believe the word you're looking for is, "Anyway". It never ceases to amaze me the stuff that the music industry manages to squeeze out and still call it music. What a mess.
Getting back to the dogs, as stupid as they are they would probably have more feel on guitar than Yngwie here. I really hope it warms up soon. At least the dogs will be out of the house. Yngwie will still be out there though, and that's scary.
posted by Dropdtuner at 12:02 AM
1 Comments:
Christ almighty, who names a kid Yngwie? And Malmsteen? What is that? It sounds like a made up Jewish name. You know, like Jewy Jewison or something. Hilarious.
Incidentally, the word verification is elhfugs, which makes me want to embrace a midget.
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