I'm not sure what's gotten into me...

I've gone for a few months without a post that was preceeded by an even longer lapse and now I've pumped out three or four in the last hour. What the hell? I guess I really am that bored. Since there apparently isn't anything else to do, I'll let you guys in on a little secret. I'm going to start doing stand up comedy.

You heard me. I'm gonna be a stand up comic. In the near future I'm going to grace the stage at Backdoor Comedy Club here in beautiful Dallas Texas. Think Mitch Hedberg. I'll let you know how it goes.

"I'll let you know how it goes"? Who the hell am I talking to? Does anybody even read this shit?