Well, well, well...

It's been a while. Exactly how long is a while? About 6 or 7 months I'd say. I deleted my previous blog as it had spiraled downward into a sea of self loathing and bad puns, but now I'm back. Much has happened in the meantime. Let's review.

I am, apparently, still alive.
I am still fascinated with my bowel evacuations.
I have purchased two vehicles. One new, one new to me.
I still have two dogs that I despise.
My son has started the second grade.
I'm still clinging to my youth. www.stonedownband.com
I still can't stand my job but I am still glad I have one.
Democrats took over the House and Senate.
I've lost 20 pounds.
I've had sex 27 times. (That's a rough estimate and probably pretty liberal.)
I took the first step in repairing my relationship with The Mom.
I have not cut my hair.

Details will follow. It's good to be back.